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Haha, sounds about right. And you have to laugh or you'll cry. Sometimes I wonder if there are thinking people writing job postings, or if it's some random word generator type thing that just spouts qualifications regardless of how contradictory they may be.

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Everything good OP? I can't tell if that is a laughing emoji or if we are crying haha.

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