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Favorite response- “I’m working on transferring handwritten notes and disseminating them/truncating them into usable form. I’ll have an update ready for you by morning.” (Gives you an all-nighter to fix the mess) 😂 say “morning” if they send you a message asking you for an update before 2 pm that day. Say “end of day tomorrow” if you get asked about your project after 2 pm

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