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Haha. We should bill $50 for ghosting.

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You can always send a PayPal request via email

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When it becomes an employees’ market, should candidates charge recruiters? This money becomes a revenue stream even though he said it’s not to make money.

Find better recruiters or ATS to filter and qualify candidates. Such shortsighted cringe for an inexperienced “ceo”

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I am going to start charging for interviews and apply cancellation fees.

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Grow Sciences? Is that a weed greenhouse?

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That’s not gonna help reduce under qualified or mismatch candidates lol. Do you have any idea how many people today would pay that price if they were guaranteed an interview. It’s a small price to pay to get your foot in the door. Regardless of whether people are totally qualified, they will pay it to get in front of a decision maker.

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Also consider how much gets paid when a headhunter makes a placement of a candidate. Some companies are reluctant to hire this way as it subtracts a few thousand from each new hire. Sometimes a hiring manager would hire you if not for the fee. No hiring manager wants people buying their way in, really they just want five or ten people to interview.

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Yes Mr CEO asking people to pay to apply for a job when they are out of work and possibly have very little cash shows you’re completely off your rocker What a stupid thing to say.

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I personally think the company should pay you for the time it takes to apply. The interviews, all the psychometric tests and the hours you spent curating your CV for the role and then putting that info on their application form where you already submitted your CV amount to at least a full business day.

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Folks at Deloitte India.
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Is the future bright if one wants to just get started with mulesoft?

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How's the yearly hike and variable payout at reliance jio? And how is the work culture?

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Looking for New Year’s Eve plans for a couple other than going out to a club... any ideas?

I bought a switch the first day of quarantine/sickness. Totally with it! So wholesome.

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My company, Pegasystems, is agressively hiring for Senior Solutions Consultant (presales) positions nationwide. If you are interested in working for an amazing company with market leading products and a great culture, please message me. Happy to discuss further. Assuming you are reasonably qualified, I can provide a referral as well.

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Can someone explain why alcohol is so debilitating on your health? I had a single drink and the next day at the gym I could feel that drink just wreaking havoc on my workout routine. Anyone have any tips on getting a balance?

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Just got a $125 gap gift card in the mail from EY for having a child. Though QR code doesn't work.

Anyone else receive this from EY?

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Awaiting offer from Tech mahindra
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Any openings for MIM or Incident Management, please let me know...

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My wife finally told me last night that she didn't know what I do last night ( I'm a securities lawyer) but she didn't want to sound stupid. Its been 5 years.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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