A job I applied to 18 months ago finally got back to me!

They said no.

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Whenever I get those rejection emails from places that I have long forgotten I had even applied to, I can’t help just sending back a 👍 😂. If it burns a bridge so be it, it makes me feel empowered for one glorious millisecond.

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Close!

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I did not see that plot twist coming. What’s next, a recruiter ghosted you? 👻

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Not even a no thank you?

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Was it “unfortunately”?

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Congrats!

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Appreciate the humor!

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