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I am married so I only date my wife, but when I'm in Uber on the way to the airport sometimes I like to make up cool jobs--cuz they don't know. 👤 My favorite is "I work for an intelligence agency, but I can't really talk about it..." or "you know Christmas tree skirts? My great grandfather invented those so I am going to visit our larger clients."... but I digress
oh, like Mad Men? 😐
"Like mad men?" "Exactly. But I'm more Ginsberg than Draper." "Who was that?" "The delusional Jewish one."
"Take me now."
Men: "oh that's cool, now let's talk about me again"
Me- "I set up the digital ads for our clients"
Them- "Isn't that illegal by now!?"
Me- "What?"
Them- "ADS!!! They are SO annoying"
😑
I can't get any dates so there's that...
"You work in advertising, that's so cool! So you like make TV ads? Do you get to go on set??"
"No...I just buy the ad space..."
"I'm a copywriter" "like, you fix copiers?" 😑
If things go well, I'll be showing you my SEOh face.
You have time to go on dates? 🤔
I have a great app idea
'Huh?'
"So you came up with Tony the Tiger?"
"So you're like Don Draper?"
@RF3 and now I'm gonna have to do that
You're a Publicist? Oh oh... Publicis?
So you're a nerd? 🤓
"I love ad block."
GUYS, CONFIRMING: date tonight... "So you're basically Don Draper. .... Do you have a secretary? .... Wait, are you a secretary?" 😑