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An old attorney didn’t realize White Claw was an alcoholic beverage until he showed up for a hearing chugging one down. Thought it was a flavored mineral water. The kicker is that when he met with clients, he offered bottles of water or White Claws. Guess there are no laws with White Claws.

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"um... Yeah, give me a Claw I guess"

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