Most creative excuse for popping positive on meth, fetty, and subs when the Judge wants a drug screen. “My boyfriend gave me tacos that must have been laced.” Oh and she blew a .140. So warning - don’t accept tacos unless you see them made.

Jummah Mubarak Fam ☪️💚
14 Muharram 1444

 I heard a commercial on the radio for Verizon that said something to the effect that parents are now learning how to lesson plan. Are any of you off the hook for lesson planning? Just wondering because I’m over here busting my butt!

Okay, I feel like if a QE in India needs to email me, an SE, to just press the 'resolve' button on a user story that was created after a bug report was issued and fixed, then maybe... Just MAYBE... There might be a bureaucracy problem. 😒

Hello! Thanks for dropping in! I'm just beginning my MBA journey attending Gies College of Business at University of Illinois. I created this bowl for anyone else going through an MBA program or that have attained their degree. Appropriate topics include program and university questions, thought leadership, networking and job opportunities.

Do you ever get stoned before/during work? I had always steered clear during work hours but recently I broke my own rule and wound up writing what felt like some of my best work in months.

Hi everyone,
I have a fully furnished room in an already set and functional flat to sublet. It is located in sector 38 gurgaon, near Medanta.
PS: it’s a girls flat

Hey all
I am looking for a female flatmate to share a 2bhk with me.
Gurgaon office
Flat is within 1 km from office.

Hi everyone

I am looking for single occupancy near Pune office - ITPP/Kharadi
Will be shifting by Dec

I left brillio last month on 14 sep but I dint got my salary for the days I worked in sep please anybody know that possibly why I dint got salary or will I be getting it with fnf if yes then when did should i expect to get fnf?

How much should a senior manager specializing in State and Local Tax working at a top 10 PA firm with 15 years of experience be making? Any thoughts?

Chevy work is unwatchable. And the money they spend on production for this work is unconscionable.

Does anyone have a Farer watch? Or does anyone have thoughts on them?

I have a looming sense of self hatred. I take medication I workout and do all the things to feel good, but it’s just stuck there. Constantly thinking I’m trash, in a bad person, etc. Feeling guilty for things idek if I should feel guilty about. This is a privileged problem and I know it’s minuscule to compared to the actual struggles of so many people in the US and abroad. Just wondering if anyone has felt this as well and if so, how do you get rid of that self hatred?

How in the world do you eat the recommended amount of protein? Do you snack on ground beef? Have chicken breast for breakfast? I’m 130lbs and struggle to eat more than 50 grams on a good day.

Signed the offer with a competitor, but multiple bosses tried to persuade me to stay with the planned growth opportunities in sight. Still decided to leave, and got "wishing you all the best". Guilty much, I love working with the team, but just want to get better progression and pay.

Anyone feels guilty in my shoes? Is returning to the firm a common scenario? Just worried that things might not work out in new firm

Don't you think it's high time ppl start calculating in hand salary and how much % hike to ask n all?? I feel that's immatured behaviour when few of them ask these questions 😐
Itna padliya, coding bhi ati h, exp bhi h... Phr kyu??

Hi, I came across an HR role for a company that offers consulting services for other employers. Has anyone work for one? My understanding is that it’s project base. Can anyone here share their experience in a similar role? What do you think?

One of the Of Counsel attorneys at my firm will ask me to do research, then send me like 10-20 page emails (multiple per day) where he just copies/pastes the statute into the email like "I think this may be helpful." No. No it's not.

The setup. Recent trial where OC was newly minted and should have referred this case out due to the complexity. OC asked both the treating doctor along with a doctor being used as an expert witness this question.
“Isn’t it true that if a person dies in their sleep, they won’t realize it until morning”
It was then I knew the jury would rule in my favor. Total shitshow.

An old attorney didn’t realize White Claw was an alcoholic beverage until he showed up for a hearing chugging one down. Thought it was a flavored mineral water. The kicker is that when he met with clients, he offered bottles of water or White Claws. Guess there are no laws with White Claws.

Ever had an attorney randomly pull food that they somehow squished in their shoe during long court days. One day, it was taking forever in federal court due to the COVID backlog. An attorney was sitting at a table across from where I was sitting. Kept noticing him reaching down like he was scratching his foot then would bring his hand to his mouth. Very strange. Court concluded and I saw him by his car taking off his shoe and pulling a squished baggy with half a sandwich out of it.

I defended a deposition the other day. The court reporter swears in my client, “Do you swear that everything you say shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?” My client looks at me and says, “Who’s Shelby?”

A partner asked me to talk to a potential new client. A small business looking to get certified as a CBE. I told the partner that the company was put off by our rates. But really, I told the potential new client that the government's CBE office has free resources including one on one guidance through the process.