This guy has the worst posts…

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When someone has all caps in their LinkedIn header🚩🚩

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Example pls

LinkedIn’s golden child - Lol. I agree with his kids, he’s is hilarious - but not in the way he thinks.

Of course one of your mutual followers has a million acronyms in their name. Tracks.

It’s an anthology

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Hi Fishes,

Good Evening!!

I got an offer from Wells Fargo and planned to join next month. But my current organization compensated and retained me. I informed the same to Wells Fargo HR.

But hiring manager from Wells Fargo scolded me on ping and said that I won't get any opportunity from Wells Fargo in future.

Kindly let me know is it possible to block my profile.

Thanks.

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That moment the customer asks how your day is going and you have to decide between lying or getting fired 😂

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“I joined Deloitte Strategy and Analytics not because it was easy but because it was hard…..”
Lol, JFK must be rolling in his grave.

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So she wants attention for the old pic, and she wants attention for the new pic. I don’t know which is worse, the post or the effusive responses.

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The selfie posted really sealed it for me…

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Liked the intro

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Well he seems upset

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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I can’t stand these posts. Just attention seeking & passive aggressive. If you’re going to post about it, then say what it is, not this vague stuff….Take pity on me, but I’m too busy to care.🤦🏾‍♀️

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Whats cringier? Receiving this message from a stranger or the number of accreditations in his profile?

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Ok. Someone studied at Stanford and Yale at the same time.

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Not LinkedIn but GD, the cult is strong 🤮

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My favorite meme (so far) about the firing-and-crying.

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Why is this a trend? It’s overtly narcissistic and bratty.

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This person definitely definitely does not care if you block her. Definitely.

Also what a job title.

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I cannot express how much I hate how some people use peoples tragedy for likes and engagement… I won’t post the picture of the little boy or the empty mat but the poster did.

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Do u agree

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Thought leadership at its finest.

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What do you guys think about this? Cringe or not?

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Any tips on making a cringy post that will attract attention? I am thinking of tagging every consultants i worked with with a big thank you note while praising how great my box alignment skill has been

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