This guy has the worst posts…

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When someone has all caps in their LinkedIn header🚩🚩

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Example pls

LinkedIn’s golden child - Lol. I agree with his kids, he’s is hilarious - but not in the way he thinks.

Of course one of your mutual followers has a million acronyms in their name. Tracks.

It’s an anthology

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Why? On any social network for that matter🙄🙄🙄

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Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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Cringe for today!
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1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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