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Anybody find the LinkedIn suggested jobs section completely random? I work in Tech Consulting and my top recommended job is a Postman/woman in a town 3 hrs drive away.

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LinkedIn really has no idea (or even cares) how to optimize their platform.

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They are trying to tell you something

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I knew it! It is clearly my destiny to be a CEO of a crypto exchange based in Ecuador!

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It's based primarily on jobs you've searched for or clicked on. So until you start doing that, it's pretty badly personalized.

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I think they're random. They suggest all kinds of weird stuff for me.

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I’m in accounting on the East coast and pretty regularly get recommendations for sales positions in the midwest, accounting positions in California, and FBI special agent positions. No thanks 😂

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Do you have the word “deliver” in your job title, tasks, or anything like that?

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Delivered deliverables on time through rain, sleet, snow, and harsh partner feedback

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Same. I work as a business systems analyst and my top recommended job was Underwater Ceramic Technician

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Deloitte folks: What is the difference between SAMA M&A and Financial Advisory M&A work?

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Can we take back our resignation post applying it in infosys? Does any one havr any idea on this

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Got Differentiating rating and progressed from senior 2 to senior 3 in business consulting. How much hike and bonus I can expect?

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Anyone who joined after March’22 who got the VPB letter?

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Anyone with insight on Tenzing Private Equity? Everything notable is appreciated!

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Is FJ 11 a Lead Profile or an IC role ?

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Did anyone join Accenture from Deloitte? If yes, then is it necessary to post/ mail form 13 to Deloitte office for PF transfer request? Mine got rejected once! If we have to post, then which address or email?Deloitte @

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The industry has slowed where I live. Our bonus structure was cut in half at the start of the year. Needless to say the mortgage department floating the bank’s profit margin during the pandemic, and now after 2 years of working our butts off we are receiving a pay cut. Has this happened to anyone else? My bonus used to be almost a 3rd of my income, now it’s negligible. I’m hoping to work remote full time, but we are being pushed back to the office.

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Hey Guys,

Just got off a call with Counselor. Got Differentiating with Progression to Senior 2
Is there any hike for Progression and how much will be the VPB

SL: Tech Consulting

TIA

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Rising Star

Mindtree hike letter rolling out

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I have 1.7 years of experience as an embedded engineer.i got a 5LPA offer from tata elxsi. is this package is good for this experience?

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What is the salary bracket for Senior Consultant role in Infosys .

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EY San Francisco hows the tech audit team environment? Is it all year round overtime work?

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Best thrift store in DC area? Please don't mention the one in Falls Church. It's horrible.

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Has anyone here ever been fired for being rude to a customer?

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Ericsson vs Oracle. Both have same tech.Ericsson offering a better.which one to go for ?Ericsson Oracle

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Can someone please help with TW interview process for FrontEnd dev? 6 YoE.

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Hi. I am desperate to change jobs. I have two offer in hands: Deloitte Hyderbad on a contract basis with 15% hike and KPMG Bangalore FTE with 25% hike. I like Deloitte as a brand better.
None of of these two companies are willing to offer more saying that they have a tight budget.

Which one should I take? Please help me decide.

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Planning a move to Bellevue downtown. Does anyone have apartment recommendations for good managed properties ?

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Wow, so no more free lunches…what a joke

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LinkedIn has to end

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Enthusiast

This is our bowl leader

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So courageous to post this

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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The best how-to guide in becoming a LinkedIn dimfluencer. Reach your peak Simon Sinek in 16 easy steps. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/officialjohnjames_social-medias-effectiveness-conundrum-activity-6915424800324685825-vjxr?utm_source=linkedin_share&utm_medium=android_app

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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6000 second party

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Here is my today’s contribution

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Do you agree? Do you? And you? Maybe now? Agree?

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Visual Storyteller

The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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Bowl Leader

I can’t believe people want to be paid a living wage these days. Pathetic.

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https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1561697454894055426?s=20&t=ch10TsyCu7wZLaJxq1_joQ

Linkedin cringe about LinkedIn… Why are “day in the life” videos of corporate offices still a thing?

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Anybody find the LinkedIn suggested jobs section completely random? I work in Tech Consulting and my top recommended job is a Postman/woman in a town 3 hrs drive away.

LinkedIn really has no idea (or even cares) how to optimize their platform.

They are trying to tell you something

It's based primarily on jobs you've searched for or clicked on. So until you start doing that, it's pretty badly personalized.

I think they're random. They suggest all kinds of weird stuff for me.

I’m in accounting on the East coast and pretty regularly get recommendations for sales positions in the midwest, accounting positions in California, and FBI special agent positions. No thanks 😂

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