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I too think that with 3 yrs of consistency and patience, I will be able to pose for a picture with someone else's Mercedes.

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His company is called Brototype?

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Fake. I don’t get dreams when I’m high.

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I mean congrats on getting a car on what I assume is finance?? Lol

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He borrowed money and bought a Mercedes. Congrats bro

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Feels like an MLM stunt...

It’s hilarious. I actually saw that on my feed on yesterday as soon as I got to work. If I was able to see this post along with many others from the “LinkedIn cringe”, goes to show how much time I spend on LinkedIn haha

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3 years in this apartment without any pests or bugs..2 months before I move out I wake up to a mouse freaking out in one of my bags. I grab the top of the bag and walk it out.. as I’m walking it out I see a mouse that looked just like the one I saw in my bag run past me. Not sure how it would’ve gotten out but I’m so grossed out rn and confused as how it got in 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Anyone have a reMarkable tablet or something similar? Do you love it? My husband teaches and is obsessed with the idea having of a digital note pad device, but I’ve read mixed reviews and am not sure it’s worth the money.

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Blow me one last kiss 😘

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Anybody in Tech Mahindra please help me with referral

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Looking to buy a property mid-2021 and need advice on what to do with my savings that I’m building to purchase the property. More info in the comments

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Hi All
Anyone from marketing or product teams here. Looking for roles for Sr Manager and above.

Hi,

Working as Business Analyst in VMware with 16.5LPA and having 7.6 YOE.

Am I getting under payed

Please suggest

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Hi all, recently in touch by Spotify recruiter for a Sec Engineer position for remote EU and was told that range was 60-80 out of base salary and equity. Had 2 years of security experience out of my 4 years. Was also told that there is no bonus scheme or no sign in bonus 😕 Not sure how I feel about this tbh.

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Very random- I need to buy my son a suit. 5’3, 120 lbs. Likely a very small sized men’s suit. He is not happy about wearing a suit so looking for a place to take him to try on lots of suits. Also not trying to spend a ton on a suit he will put grow in 6 months. Any suggestions? Best nordstroms rack in the Bay Area? Will drive!

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Anyone here from NatWest group Bangalore ? Need some advice before joining. Please let me know in comments so that I can DM you.

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How hard is it to unload a lease in CLT? Has anyone done it before?

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Workout before (4:30 am) or after (6:30ish) work?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Not sure work that doesn’t feel like work includes when I feel pushed to my limits. Thanks for showing how out of touch you are by pushing for longer working hours though…

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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LinkedIn has to end

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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This guy has the worst posts…

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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First off part 1/3
Second - idk I think she’s reaching here

-signed a working female

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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