6000 second party

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wtf is this lol are they trying to fit this on a tinesheet or smthing

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“We wrap up at 10:40, sharp. Find a way to bill this.” 😂

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Im so proud of deloitte

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😆

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Oh. My. God.

“All the stops”. *cringe*

100 minutes is a strange length of time for a party, but go ahead, go off. I hope that one half slice of pizza was good.

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Kinda feel the same way when writing a business proposal, then defending it.

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Publicis Sapient

NCR – DELHI,NOIDA,GURGAON Publicis Sapient is hiring for the Automation Selenium with Java role
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Location: Gurgaon, Bangalore, and Noida

Skill Requirement - Strong programming skills in Java and selenium - Proficient in writing SQL queries -
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Kindly share resume at sushobhan.sahu@publicissapient.com

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Peanuts. But that's ok because I'm compensated by 'Mother culture'

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What’s the pay rate for Full Time for Senior Integrated Producer - 10+ years of experience. Job is with agency and client is in tech.

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Here's to a GREAT Friday! Cheers, luvs! 😘

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Hello Fishes,
Just wanted to check a few things (for morgan Stanley Bangalore office):
* Have you guys started returning to the office (both IT and non-IT) ?
* Also are you still getting door to door pick-drop cab facility...?
* Last one (this one is a bit stupid😅), do they serve free meal in cafeteria ...?

Thanks

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Is Deloitte allowed to use Robinhood? It's not a robo adviser and obviously you wouldn't invest in your clients. Or wealthfront?

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What are your thoughts on Baidu as an investment?

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Investing US 50k per year on a joint income of 170k. This on top of mortgage payments for a 400k penthouse. How does this look?

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What are some exits that provide similar pay and intellectual demand to consulting without the travel? Mostly finance paths like IB? PE?

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How much is your firm giving for wfh accomodations?

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🌟What's Happening in Charlotte?🌟
Use this thread to share fun events, shows, concerts, activities, and anything else that's happening around the city this weekend!

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I'm early in my career, managed to save $30K to invest, and want to get my hands dirty with a rental property without too much risk (e.g. no HML/flipping). It sounds like that's a tall order in the NY/CT area given the prices, not to mention whether I'd be able to get a mortgage on anything below $100K, but I figure I'll give it a shot anyway. Any advice on what you might do in my position? Am I being crazy with this idea?

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Who is offering HELOC on second home with occasional Abnb rentals done.

Some.banks immediately turn this into an investment property and deny that.

Don't want to cash out refinance as underlying mortgage is <3% and fees plus new cost to carry are not worth it.

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Will I be overpaying, if I get a 2017 Lexus RX350 AWD with 49.5 K miles on it for 32K out of door from a dealership near me? This is my first time buying a used car and also anything outside of a Honda. All insights are appreciated.

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Any openings for cloudera databricks ?

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I joined OPTUM today so how soon we can expect laptop and goodies.

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Has anyone transferred an embryo that is 1PN instead of 2PN?

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H1b fish who were terminated by your former employers, did your employers offer flight ticket back to your home country?
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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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This guy has the worst posts…

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Not sure work that doesn’t feel like work includes when I feel pushed to my limits. Thanks for showing how out of touch you are by pushing for longer working hours though…

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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LinkedIn has to end

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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