Anyone else@notice how saturated LinkedIn is?! I keep seeing posts by Lensa poaching the jobs board

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Succeeding in growth investing - how much is natural brains / talent / intelligence to know what to look at vs. can be learned / hard work?

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What will be my in hand ?
I have home loan of 41 lakhs and EMI is 31K.
PPF :4k monthly
Mutual Fund (ELSS) : 2.5K monthly
Not having any HRA claim.
Please help me to calculate my take home salary based on above parameters.
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Hi Fishes,

I am looking for a Lead or equivalent position in a data analytics role. I have 6 years of experience. Kindly let me know if anyone can refer me

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Can someone refer me in wipro, i have a job ID.

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For pre-MBA associates (A-A promotes) in restructuring, are exit opps any different than those for post-MBA associates (which are apparently very limited versus analyst opportunities)? For anyone currently at these shops, any advice on how to move to a distressed fund after a year or two?

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Is it normal for every single call (client or internal) everyone dials in from their desks at an open format office? Everyone avoids takings calls together/conference rooms like the plague.

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Any tricks for keeping up with social content trends? Anyone know of a site that tracks them?

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Does anyone know if the Sanford Biggers sculpture in Rock Ctr was commissioned by a brand, and if so, which agency came up with the idea for this?

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Finally wrote the 3 social scripts 2 hours before they were due when I was briefed over 2 weeks ago, what are you doing?

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How many rounds of interviews will be there in TCS? I have attended two technical telephonic.

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People working in consulting - how did you find out if your side hustle infringes on your current employment? Want to make sure I don’t get in trouble

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Hi Team,

I soon going to join Mindtree. How about shifts I don't need night shifts (due to personal reason) it is possible to say to HR and work on APAC or EMEA(Noon) shift

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Hello friends! Could use some help with likes to open up DMs. Experience in international humanitarian supply chains , happy to chat with anyone who is interested in that. Thanks in advance !

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Looking to network with other Sales Engineers in Berlin and exchange experience information.

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Do MBB firms notify you if you’ve been rejected after initial screens?

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Sometimes it is not...

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Only because someone requested this kind of meme war...

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Borrowed from the consulting bowl, but I thought ya’ll might like some locally-sourced cringe

https://joinfishbowl.com/post_4pspd7fuzd

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Visual Storyteller

And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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The best how-to guide in becoming a LinkedIn dimfluencer. Reach your peak Simon Sinek in 16 easy steps. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/officialjohnjames_social-medias-effectiveness-conundrum-activity-6915424800324685825-vjxr?utm_source=linkedin_share&utm_medium=android_app

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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This is how I feel!!!

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Has anyone tried this? https://viralpostgenerator.com/

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Enthusiast

This is our bowl leader

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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