Asian woman partner at Skadden quoted saying “I eat white men for breakfast” at a judicial clerkship event in an attempt to woo over asian candidates. YIIIIIKES.

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I don’t think we should judge people on what they eat for breakfast. Some people have allergies or sensitivities and don’t have any other choice than to eat white men

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I guess nobody told them we're leaving that type of DEI in 2024

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Hyperbole of course…and pretty badass

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Cringy

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Don’t kink shame.

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Hot

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Queen

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Thx, OP. Helpful post.

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It’s giving Shooter McGavin…

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/qvgvSlMGzlYAAAAd/happy-gilmore-adam-sandler.gif

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Who cares?

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Lmao

Kinda based tbh

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Stop being a snowflake

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Ok, try harder, please.

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#goals

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RFK Jr. would approve.

Dye free

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Was it QT? Used to work with her; sounds like something she might say.

Came here expecting to see this tbh

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Uh ok then

Would work on me

The model for all the lawyer jokes.

Where was the event? What state?

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