Back in the day:
Guy: “Wanna go out Saturday night?”
Gal: “Sorry, I have to wash my hair.”

Now:
Guy: “Wanna go out Saturday night?”
Gal: “Sorry, I have to wash my hands.”

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There was an attempt at making a joke

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Aw come on guys, it was a nice wholesome joke

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Like throw it in a text message format with dates and fake selfies

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