Been there. I was right, too.

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That’s my favorite project. Client wants us to evaluate 3 vendors. We do, and recommend them from best option to worst.

Recommendation doesn’t even matter as the client already signed a contract even before the evaluation

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Almost forgot the conclusion

The client picked the worst of the options

And the kicker that I learned after the fact - The client did their own analysis before engaging us. They came up with the same results we did

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