Bro even wove Seneca in there. What a legend.

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I mean he's not wrong, but he might want to reevaluate his level of obnoxious verbosity with regards to his precious time.

All that would have fit into a single sentence is what I'm trying to say.

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The guy is right though

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How does this belong in cringe? He is absolutely right

Only cringe part that stood out to me was “building something valuable” in the last sentence

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He wasted every readers time just to take too many words to say he's more important than you.

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Maybe he was being sarcastic - he spent one of his precious 14 half-hour blocks on writing, editing & probably re-editing this post

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