Can someone steel-man these linkedin addendums… culture builder, loyalty guru, and stuff like I help brands achieve wompity bom bom? I don’t get it. Does anyone on the other end fall for this crap? Just tell me what you do. You’re a plumber. You don’t help clients achieve sustainable solutions that increase comfort and functionality.

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What part of wompity bom bom don't you get? The second bom?

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I’m a sample size of one, but what’s interesting to me is that this is the last generation of executives that will fall for that.

But everyone I’ve spoken to under c-suite eye rolls it. Actually they eyeroll the people that use linkedin as a main social channel for themselves.

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Sure let me pivot from what I'm currently working on and get a couple others in the loop. I'll circle back as soon as possible with a response that will be sure to move the needle.

A working toilet arguably increases client comfort.

People do this when they feel their current job title doesn’t exactly match up with jobs they want to be considered for (or doesn’t convey obviously why they’re qualified for those jobs). It’s that simple.

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