Client: “I do not want my ads to run on mobile phones. It is so small. There is no impact - total waste of money" 🙄

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Well, it’s if banners I agree. In-feed native is another story

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Hi 🦈

Need your input

2 opportunities
1) KPMG India - Client HDFC , Dept - FS Advisory
Client Location - Mumbai , Travel % 30-40
Job role - Partner with Microsoft team and setup analytics, Data mart, Regulatory Reporting for all dept of HDFC India
Offer 26 fix +variable+ 1 lack joining bonus

NTT data - Client will be international bank
Location - Pune
Project Type - Digital transformation
CTC - 28 fix +variable + 2 Lack joining bonus
Which is best

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Even my people manager also wants to work me there but I told him not interested. Will it effect me in any way at IBM.


Thank you

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I have an offer from another MNC which offered me 20LPA for my 11 year of experience
Now Capgemini is trying to retain me for the same and offering me the same package (20 LPA) and release from current project with opportunity for a different role(architect/manager) which didn't happen in 1 year of fight so far.
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Hi Fishes

20th april I joined in
Wipro but I didn’t get any project . Now I am in bench.

Everyday I am getting mail that you are not in billable assignment since 20/4/2022 .

Wrongly join wrong company.

Need to leave Wipro otherwise it is very difficult to survive in this company.

Sugar , Blood pressure it is increasing day by day.
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Profile: Associate Business Intelligence Engineer
Exp: 1 year
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Tier 1 commerce grad, excellent academics (10/12/grad)
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“Totally get that the logo is placed carefully in line with design principles and to complement the overall composition and that people hate big logos on social, but can we make it bigger?”

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There’s no brief.
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I know this is the bad clients bowl, but: who are your favorite clients? Super dreamy to work with, loves big ideas, will take risks, interested in real partnership. Tell us about the good ones!

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Client: is that the same spot we approved?
🙄

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Agency: ...

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What is your funniest client story? Need a laugh.

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