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Drink whiskey, tell the same 3 stories every day, grunt

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Flies around the world telling potential clients I’m an expert in every industry.

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Complains about gaining weight while on this totally incredible diet in-between bites of her cheese burger, cake, cookies, and various junk food

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Takes phone calls. Once in a while.

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