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Funny and very accurate. I would have suggested he take a step back and double down. And then ask everyone if they could leverage the deliverables. And wrap it up with the Swiss Army Knife of corporate gibberish by asking, "Will it scale?"

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double down...I raise you with a 'double click'...lol

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