Deloitte New Member makes me want to apply to Deloitte.

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It's harder than Harvard. I don't think you'll get accepted.

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Hey what about me? Are we all from Russia to these insecure lefties?

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Thanks for the shout-out!

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I was thinking the same thing. Must be easy to get hired. You obviously don't need to be very smart or have any common sense.

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Finding that low <10 YOE is really holding me back from the truly great opportunities. Anybody else feeling the same thing / have advice?

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I am a Quality analyst for 8 years now and looking to change my career from QA to BA. But due to lack of BA experience, my cv doesn’t get shortlisted for Business analyst roles. Can someone suggest me some golden tips on how to prepare myself at background with respect to tools, technology and courses. FYI, I am also a certified scrum master and have vast understanding of scrum and agile methodologies.

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I know of a few high quality si’s that are recruiting. If you’re interested in making a bigger splash in a smaller pond dm me and I’ll intro you. Looking at sales, consulting, dev, and architect for salesforce partners.

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Sorry to rant but I got my makeup done by Sephora in store (they have a service that does that), and it was awful!! The lady who did it did a terrible job. What's worse is we were planning to have pictures taken and then had an event. And now when I look I pics, the photographer did super well, but I feel so sad looking at the pics 😞

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Recommendations for swim wear for 32ee ?

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I just logged in for open enrollment and see that my benefit costs are increasing quite a bit. Family of 4 - medical/dental/vision will be about $345/pay period plus whatever I contribute to my HSA. Is this the norm now or is this way too much? We are also on an income based rate plan and I recently crossed into the bottom of the most expensive tier so it’s an even bigger hit over the normal YoY increase.

Top health care agencies in nyc?

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My Interview in one of a Big4 went only for 20 Minutes, I have tried to answer all questions and as per me it went well.

Is it a negative sign??

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Hi,
I am a dot net developer with 6.5yr+ exp. Can anyone guide me how to get into FAANG companies?
I need to know if any referral is possible?

What do you guys do when you have a little downtime? I’m not currently maxed out (will be soon). I feel like I should be doing something but not sure what

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Hi,

Is this a good time to join HP? As they have recently announced 6000 layoffs in 2 years.

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I was offered a 3000 Euros salary to work at a mid-level agency in Portugal. I’m a foreigner who’s moving to the country. I understand it is a way the get things going but it sounds super low

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I am so ready to return to the time when the biggest scandal was wearing a tan suit. Looks like the media is already starting again with Harris' pantsuit in Vogue.

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Man I gotta be honest about that Hispanic vote... do some of them respect themselves smh...

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Trump, who accused Biden of wanting to 'hurt God', says he doesn't want people panicking.

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He fired Vindman’s twin brother too. What a petty, small man this President* has turned out to be. Thank you GOP for showing your true colors in electing this dotard into office.

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Can someone who knows more about the law than me explain why the opinion seemed to focus more on when life begins than plain old autonomy? I read both and they seemed to focus a lot on that point. But one of the better arguments I've seen online is that to take even a dead person's organs they had to consent first. Are these 2 totally separate principles or why would that concept not come into play? Or is needing consent from the dead not a federal thing

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A red tidal wave on election night. Unfortunately, this is the 21st century and elections last for weeks now. Once again (just like 2020) races are slowly moving back to democrat control after Election Day. Are we surprised?
My takeaways-

1. People care more about abortions than the impending recession and inflation. Or at least they THINK they care more thanks to the media.

2. Desantis over Trump for 2024. Desantis has unmatched support. Trump politicians are still losing & so will he

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Matt Gaetz just got into a heated argument on Twitter over his “son” Nestor😂

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No wonder Putin smiles so much when he's with Trump

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When will De Blasio just go away? He is the epitome of impotent leadership.

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Will America be around (as we know it) in 100 years? Will humans be around in 1000 years? The answer to both is no. Exhibit A: the politics bowl.

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We fought a whole war over if places could do this and the racists lost then too

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