Did you know the lead singer of U2 gets free legal representation? His attorneys are pro Bono.

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Wow, groundbreaking info, I’ll be sure to alert the media. Next you’ll tell me The Edge gets free landscaping services. 😂

I heard he sought an extension of the discovery dealine; he still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Bruh… is this what you’ve been doing instead of turning those ancillaries for my review? Damn!

Go stand in the corner! And think about what you've done! And don't you ever think about doing it again!

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