Everyone told me how hard it is to get into BigLaw, nobody told me how hard it is to get out of BigLaw 😔

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Golden handcuffs are real

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Might I suggest walking out the door?

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REAL

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TRUTH

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Can we do part time job as a freelancer in another company if we already have a full time job.

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Hi Fishes,
I have an online assignment from
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5 YOE in Java and Spring boot, can any recent laterals help here please.

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Cognizant

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Quit the booze back in September. It mostly hasn't been that hard but I can't get a grip on my emotions this week. Feeling overwhelming sadness for no real reason. (Cont)

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Are there any girls in this bowl who are interested to date?
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