Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

How bad is it to forget to shepardize a case (and partner finds one that reverses your conclusion)?

Biggest cons of vending machines?

Hi fishes!

I am seeing too many post about awards like rising star, Kudos, etc. People keep telling there managers recommended them for these awards.
My manager doesn't interact much with us. I consider myself as some one who has worked hard for project and other intiatives. Should I ask my manager to consider me and if yes how should I initiate it.
Part of MC team.

Thank you.

Tips for managing an overstepping translator? Behaviors include insisting to file prematurely and answering on behalf of the client without asking the question to the client.

What you should do when dealing with a very toxic worker that keep on sending passive aggressive messages to you as well as in group chat and email.
Things like when you answer his question he respond: I know that
Or when he keeps on saying my change requests were just minor in group meeting but actually not.
And keep on saying how hard he works when he clearly wasn’t and already underperformed compared to an intern level.

How to not let this toxic co-worker not poison me any further?

How much does a manager at Alvarez and Marsal make in Forensics in NYC and Charlotte?

Just received a formal offer from Deloitte Consulting as a SC in Strategy & Analytics. Base is $125K, no sign-on bonus. This isn’t much of an increase from what I’m making now. Haven’t reached out to negotiate yet and the recruiter has been pretty quick on the phone so far. I’m coming from a smaller firm, 8 YOE, mainly data analytics and cloud. Any insight or tips how to navigate for increased base?

Talking to a recruiter soon from D about target comp. I’m a SC at one of their competitors with 4 YOE in Strategy Consulting. Is it realistic for me to ask for $140k?

UK fish - 1) Level 2) Salary 👇GO!

Any interview tips for Senior Unity Developer role ?

EY just announced that they will not be paying year-end bonuses due to the current economic climate and uncertainty. Do you think other companies will follow suit?

Does anyone have experience managing an out of state property yourself? Are there any tips/services you use?

hearing there was massive layoffs at concentric today. in the dozens. can someone confirm or refute?

Hi All,

I got senior specialist position in HCL. Can anyone please help me with the roles and responsibilities.

Experience : 4.5 years

Is this position good enough for this much much of experience?

Hello,
I've recieved an offer from Morgan Stanley, my previous salary was around 6 Lpa and last offered was around 15 Lpa (WFH), I quoted 40 to 45% on top of that around 22 Lpa considering Mumbai location, WFO and Glassdoor pay range.
Did I just do a mistake by quoting too high a number? Please let me know your opinions.
YOE: 3.5
Tech Stack: Java Full stack devMorgan Stanley JPMorgan Chase

CAIA or CMT?

I do institutional sales for an asset manager. Am graduating in the fall with an MBA from a top 40 school. Would like a designation but dont want to do the CFA.  Between the CAIA and CMT: which one is more applicable to asset management, and better status/recognition? appreciate any insight

Cleared technical round of MPHASIS, what should I expect in client round(BlackRock)

Hello People,
I am actively looking for Job opportunity in O2C- Accounts Receivable profile.
I do have relevant experience of 3 years 9 months in collections, billing & cash application.

Would really appreciate referrals from anyone or if someone can just let me know if there any vacancies available.

Should I opt for online 2 yrs MBA from DY patil university? It is good or should I look for alternative. I am getting alot of calls from them. Please suggest. I have around 3 yrs experience in IT.

Let’s start a story: Carl Bernstein, Deepak Chopra and Beyoncé sit at a table in the back of the smoky bar, tucked into the shadows. “Did you bring it?!” Beyonce stammered, nervously smoking a..

Do you know what’s funny?

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

what if my whole life is a joke?

Karen complaining about people derogatorily using the name Karen is the most Karen thing ever.

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

You know what sucks?

Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

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Idk, how dumb are they?

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

Carnivorous lunar activities

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?