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He’s not wrong though.

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Oh it makes me think of also being a ticket taker at the movies. I had to stand my whole shift, even when there was a chair there for another person who had a disability. Even in between showtimes. I just stood and watched people walk around the mall. In dress shoes. Ahhhhh!

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He is not wrong. Cashiers should have a chair. they should definitely sit down.

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I’m not saying they will be happier, I hated being a cashier but at least they will not be on their feet on concrete. Toodeloo

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This reminded me of a Seinfeld episode when George gets a security guard a chair and he falls asleep and a robber loots the store.

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This guys allegedly water boarded his ex-wife. Didn’t he get arrested couple weeks back for something else also?

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I hate EM and throw away broken clocks - so…

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The guy literally wants to be modern day Jesus down to the looks. That plus the water boarding should tell you all you need to know.

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C3 Jesus may not have been black but he was sure closer to black than whatever race Dan Price is

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And we’re over here trying to get standing desks for our employees

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It’s so validating to see that other people dislike this guy. I’ve seen so many clips of this guy on super woke commentary but he was too small and infrequent to really bring up. His commentary is borderline gaslighting as he shoves these false narratives and responds to things that nobody has ever claimed. I looked into him and was confused because as a CEO he must be smart enough to realize how full of shit he is. Nobody just stumbled into a CEO job and succeeds. Could it just be a facade?

Turns out he is putting on a facade. Aside from his alleged wife beating and water boarding (which he refused to answer in court), he most recently got charged in February with 4th degree sexual assault. Guys a scumbag, but a clever personal brand manager, pandering to the whole hivemind.

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The cashiers at Aldi have a chair.

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Yes the only supermarket that gives cashiers chairs is a German one…

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😂😂😂 Sitting / standing makes no real difference IMO in my previous life as a “Sales Consultant” at the Apple store - we too had to stand the entire shift - I honestly was better off for it than I am now sitting on my bum for 12 hours straight - The back ache is hectic and you’re frowned upon for waking around like you’re somehow “not doing your job”

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Edit* “For walking” - heaven forbid we’re actually awake at work 🤡🤡💀😂

But if you have disabilities a chair is helpful... I have needed a chair, sometimes not.

Unfollow him on LinkedIn - dispel his disciples.

He's not wrong. But he also has a history of abusing his wife 😩

Wonder if he spends working time coming up with these things or has paid folks to manage his account…

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what is gooD about CFIG?

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How many of you out there have ✨ too many 💫 job offers??

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Why are people cropping the name out of these screen shots? LinkedIn’s search is good enough that I can search one line from the post and find their profile immediately. Might as well save me the time…

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There’s a lot to unpack here…🥴

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The humble bragging is out of control…

I always wonder what happens when this type of person realizes their so desired destination sucks just like the others. It’s just work… stop glamorizing it.

Notice the self assigned title of “LinkedIn Creator”… wtf is that?

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When people who use the phrase "dream job." Major cringe.

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🥴 more gimmicky than years ago when consulting firms where all trying to advertise that they do “big data”

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Got a pretty good laugh from this one

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Hey I'm upset, let's LinkedIn 🙄

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Buckle up, incoming cringe bomb. If you are attending Neocon in Chicago, uh, heads up.

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Made a series of terrible mistakes. Recently took a job at ACN, 2 weeks later I posted the cringiest humblebragy post on LinkedIn and fast forward 2 weeks and I realize that I was bamboozled into taking this job which was horrible mistake to accept.
I look at my LI post with 100s of likes and feel totally ashamed.

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The last paragraph really did it for me.

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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Look, I am all for getting into Big Tech but everything this person just wrote, how is that ANY different than what most people go through during life?

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I have tried to change my company and name on here to no avail. Can someone tell me why it has the wrong company name where I put mine and why it won’t let me change my name to anonymous?

If LinkedIn is so cringe, why are you on it looking at the news feed? If there was no news feed, there wouldn’t be any reason for people to go back to the app every day. It would be like Indeed.

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“Some call this a Stay-At-Home Mom”

All for normalizing people taking a break from their careers for family, but this just makes me cringe a little

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I am in job searching mode, given what LinkedIn has become is still a good platform to post for looking new roles? I see people with the green open to work for months and months…..

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At this point Elon Musk will need to buy LinkedIn and make it about professional networking.

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Can someone please tell me why people continue to idolize Dan Price even though multiple stories have come out about what a POS he is?

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