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He’s not wrong though.

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Oh it makes me think of also being a ticket taker at the movies. I had to stand my whole shift, even when there was a chair there for another person who had a disability. Even in between showtimes. I just stood and watched people walk around the mall. In dress shoes. Ahhhhh!

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He is not wrong. Cashiers should have a chair. they should definitely sit down.

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I’m not saying they will be happier, I hated being a cashier but at least they will not be on their feet on concrete. Toodeloo

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This reminded me of a Seinfeld episode when George gets a security guard a chair and he falls asleep and a robber loots the store.

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This guys allegedly water boarded his ex-wife. Didn’t he get arrested couple weeks back for something else also?

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I hate EM and throw away broken clocks - so…

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The guy literally wants to be modern day Jesus down to the looks. That plus the water boarding should tell you all you need to know.

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C3 Jesus may not have been black but he was sure closer to black than whatever race Dan Price is

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And we’re over here trying to get standing desks for our employees

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It’s so validating to see that other people dislike this guy. I’ve seen so many clips of this guy on super woke commentary but he was too small and infrequent to really bring up. His commentary is borderline gaslighting as he shoves these false narratives and responds to things that nobody has ever claimed. I looked into him and was confused because as a CEO he must be smart enough to realize how full of shit he is. Nobody just stumbled into a CEO job and succeeds. Could it just be a facade?

Turns out he is putting on a facade. Aside from his alleged wife beating and water boarding (which he refused to answer in court), he most recently got charged in February with 4th degree sexual assault. Guys a scumbag, but a clever personal brand manager, pandering to the whole hivemind.

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The cashiers at Aldi have a chair.

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Yes the only supermarket that gives cashiers chairs is a German one…

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😂😂😂 Sitting / standing makes no real difference IMO in my previous life as a “Sales Consultant” at the Apple store - we too had to stand the entire shift - I honestly was better off for it than I am now sitting on my bum for 12 hours straight - The back ache is hectic and you’re frowned upon for waking around like you’re somehow “not doing your job”

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Edit* “For walking” - heaven forbid we’re actually awake at work 🤡🤡💀😂

But if you have disabilities a chair is helpful... I have needed a chair, sometimes not.

Unfollow him on LinkedIn - dispel his disciples.

He's not wrong. But he also has a history of abusing his wife 😩

Wonder if he spends working time coming up with these things or has paid folks to manage his account…

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Hie fishes
I recently joined nagarro
I am under one project code but not assigned to any project
Is that means I am in bench or project
Is that count for bench period

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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My 4 year old asked me today what a boss is. What’s the best LinkedIn Cringe response?

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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This is how I feel!!!

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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Nice try Accenture.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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