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When we were potty training my 2 year old grabbed my face with two hands, stared deep into the depths of my soul with his giant eyes, and announced unprompted:
“Big poop comin’”
He was not lying.
Not unprompted, but my husband was trying to see what “bad” words my 4yo knew and after prying and being told she wouldn’t get in trouble she said, “pickle penis” 🤦🏻♀️
My 7 year old 100% thought that tombstones held the dead bodies. We passed a cemetery and he said “wow that was a really tall person!” because there was one tombstone that was especially grand and tall 🤣
“Don’t like dada nose”
Hope he inherited it
“Mom, you a pirate?”
We told our toddler to say thank you to the neighbor when she gave her cookies. Our toddler said: “Next time 💁♀️”
The other day, my daughter (3) came into my room and asked me (about her 7mo old brother) “Should we go wake up the little hambone now??” 🤣
She also heard my mom doing Duolingo, and she yelled downstairs to her “Hey grandma! Are you playing ding-a-ling-o?!” 😆
She says all kinds of crazy stuff, but that’s the freshest in my mind!
Maybe it’s just funny to me, and that’s fine too! 🥰
Me: want to go in the *kiddie* pool?
Son: Meowwww
2 year old said her grandparents are brother and sister (and my father in law responded that they may as well be! Haha)
I’ve gotten “we have to wait our turn” “one thing at a time” and “the bear hunt song”
When I was breastfeeding, my daughter said I have mommy’s milk and dad has chocolate milk 😄. No indeed he does not. . .
Not to me…but I was sponsoring a school event recently and school principle goes “thank you very much, hope the bakery goes well”. And I go wait, what? Seems like my son told his teacher that I was a baker 🤣 (context: I bake as a hobby, but am a fomer McK partner who now works in tech investing for a large fund 🤣). Guess the small cues like big house, nice cars, 3-4 holidays / year around the world are just irrelevant for little ones 😂