HR1(recruiter): Hey we offer you X LPA.
HR2(Candidate): Bhai apne baap ko mat seekha. I know budget is 1.5x of what's offered first
HR1: Sahi khel Gaye Bhai. Chalo na tera na mera X pe done karte hai.
HR2: nahi 1.3X se mein neeche nahi aaunga. Aur waise bhi mein bohot bacha lunga tech salary negotiations mein
HR1: ok I need to discuss with sr management.
HR2: Bhai ye bakchodi band kar. I know kuch nahi discuss hota with sr management. Just done karde
HR1: kafi pohoche hue Khiladi ho. Chalo done

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