Titles that my new client puts on the business card after his name: MBA, AWS, CDMP, PMP, ITIL, CSSGB, ACP, RMP

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Sounds like he’s trying to overcome manhood problems in other areas of his life. I’m guessing he’ll buy himself a yellow sports car with personalized tags for his 50th birthday. 😝

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Sounds like a smart person in the IT world..

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Meaningless.

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