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I once did an implementation project with an EU client. They couldn’t give me a VPN for a 2 mo engagement, so the PM on the project uses WebEx to do a screen share on one of his unused desktop in the office and let me take over the keyboard/mouse.
Because of time zone difference, it happens when he’s getting off and I’m coming online. If I let the screen sleep for 5 mins, it locks me out.
Totally nail the project and wrote the code and deployed to prod.

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Plot twist: it’s a 2 month assessment. This is literally my life right now. We just got system access and data this week after 1.5 months of waiting.

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Yep

Does it matter anymore in this day and age? I’m at client sites for 5 meetings per project tops.

Haha, just sharing what myself as a peon still has to do

8 week project, access on week 7. 😎

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