I hate covering my mouth when i sneeze

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There’s an elbow for that, you heathen.

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This reminds me of a guy who asked me to spit in his mouth

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😳

That's why I like masks. I sneeze and do nothing

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That's why you change masks

Good.

Work. From. Home

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🤢🤮

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This is why we can’t have nice things

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Just say “I’m nasty” and move along

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Use a tissue?

Are you trying to bless all of us with your germs🧐?

but why? that’s … gross …

I sneeze with my mouth closed

The savagery. The audacity. The unmitigated gall.

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