I have a two-year-old and a four-year-old for sale. Will let them go for cheap and include rations for them for six months.

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Two year old and two months old boys. You can have them for free! Might actually give you money if you take them

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Ha ha ha ha ha

(Creepy)

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Hang in there and try to enjoy the time. Mine are 8 and 10 and just so awesome. I remember how tough it was

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Wtf!

Gotta love the “free to good home” days.

My four year old is a pleasure. My 2 year old has epitomized "terrible twos" from day 1. Currently my second favorite child

They’re awesome actually. Just were having a particularly special morning.

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