1) Hypothetically if you were looking to sabotage a colleague, can you code an excel document to throw off their numbers or calculations, (if you send them that document and they download it for use)?

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After you are done trying out all these tips feel free to tell us why you tryna sabotage them, I have nothing much going on today

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Dang, sorry OP. People are scary.

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Macros. Open the developer tab and see if there are any stored. There should be online tutorials you can reference.

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You should also write some code that off sets the computers clock 10 minutes so they’re constantly late for meetings.

Didn’t even know this was possible

Sure - just write a macro that adds 10 to some cells every time document is saved or something. A lot harder if you don’t want anyone to not notice.

With excel? No.

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