I need some-one/thing to motivate me to play nice with aws recruiters and take their bingo-bongo-smooth-brain-assessments that anyone can pass who has two fingers and two thumps + a keyboard and ChatGPT

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Guess my thumps made a typo

It’s spelled “thumBs” so after all the test does catch a few no-goods ahem lol

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