If the Big 4 (and others) were Harry Potter Houses? Go!

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EY: Ravenclaw

PwC: Gryffindor

Deloitte: Slytherin

KPMG: Hufflepuffs

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Deloitte would be Slytherin of course, given its unfortunate reputation. While it is true that a lot of dark witches and wizards were sorted into Slytherin, not all who belong to this house are bad (i.e. Atib).

Gryffindor: PwC
Ravenclaw: EY
Huffelpuff: KPMG

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