If you call yourself a unicorn while I’m interviewing you then from that point forward the interview is over.

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What if you’re also a “Swiss army knife” at the same time?

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Unless you’re applying to Digitas

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This is still making me laugh. My first thought was they were being open about a sexual kink of some sort. Then my second thought would be they got the animal wrong: they are jackass not a unicorn.

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“Works well in teams of three"

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I think anyone who uses those words in a job description should be waterboarded with kombucha.

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Ninja?

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@NewCo1 Evil, but if anyone passes around a petition to make this a thing, I’ll happily sign it. In Sharpie.

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#fair

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I wrote that I needed a Swiss army knife for a role I'm staffing. Sorry. Not really sorry.

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That’s dumb. You sound basic.

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