Inebriated thought...What if rhinos are simply unicorns that let themselves go?

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No, rhinos are beautiful and unique individuals in their own right.

No need for the rhino fat-shaming 🦏

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So this reply sent me to one of the many internet black holes I tend to fall into...are Rhinos really fat? Or just massive majestic creatures? How much fat does an healthy Rhino have?

Unfortunately I was not able to find a direct reply to my questions - granted my Google searching skills tonight are not at their sharpest tonight. Anyone that can help?

What did I find is that they are not among the five creatures with the highest fat content (http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150910-the-fattest-animal-on-earth?referer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F)

...and that a system was develop to assess whether they are at their ideal weight/underweight/overweight (http://nagonline.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Heidegger_et_al-2016-Zoo_BiologyGOHRhinoBCS.pdf)

...but not a direct answer on what is their typical body fat percentage...

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Unicorns with rhinoplasty

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I’ll have you know that some rhinos are just big-boned

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What if we’re all unicorns that let ourselves go

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Rhinos are unicorns that got shredded at the gym

They can throw a wildebeest 25 feet in the air. That's not "letting yourself go" haha

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Oh, sh*t 🤔

😳🤯😱…you maybe onto something

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