is there a bowl called "over 40, left consulting, single"

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Yeah, it’s called AARP

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You too will get old.

What amazes me is that consulting firms don’t have an employee resource group (ERG) for older workers. We are all gonna get old (and age is a protected classification like gender or race), but HR just seems to focus on every minute little characteristic that has five people checking a box

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that’s very specific lol

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It’s not considering how much time we devote to our careers and for many, the ascension path up the ladder. Not everyone came from consulting or wants to stay in consulting either.

The “One foot in the grave” bowl needs to be a thing

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Their husband's years of farts in bed is the cause!

Should be over 40, left consulting, single but look about 70 after 15 years grinding 80 hour weeks

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I need to be in this bowl

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update: asking for a friend🙂 🔥who is back to look into available pool of ex-consultant/IB/PE in 🇪🇸, should be M and straight)
and completely single!

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D1, r u in Madrid? lets catch up and merge the effort🤣

synergy is coming🪁🎊😅
how about late breakfast with bubbles, to start the day right, somehow on Saturday

Tag me into that bowl…please.

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Ughh …. Me too

This bowl barely exists anymore. Maybe your idea will be more entertaining.

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