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“It’s not just a watch… it’s a symbol of consisten-“
“Yes, it is just a watch. Goodbye now.”

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“People idolize my wrists” is the best thing I’ve seen in a while 😂

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I swear bro like the SECOND I wear a Rolex my opps start licking my boots and baddies start swarming me, talking bout some "you got nice wrists can I see them"

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🤮

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"Since I bought expensive fashion, people started pointing it out."
*Normal compliment*
*Insert unrealistic and weird reply that you only made up for the sake of a LinkedIn post*
Seriously, when will the cringe stop😭

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Idk where it is now. This was posted on LinkedIn a while ago

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Anyone who posts that clearly picked up their “Folex” on Canal Street.

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TIME

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CEO of "a group".

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If someone actually said that to me, I’d react like Bill Murray meeting Ned (the time he punched him)

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You guesed it.

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EY 2
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This isn’t satire?!?!

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I sure hope so @EY2

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an Associate
▸ Financial Services
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Best way to approach networking with MBB if I am planning to apply for roles in Jan 2024 (1 year from now). Do people start with their school alum and get referred to partners?

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Anyone genuinely happy with their job/where they are right now?

If yes - where do you work and why?

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It's been a full 24 hours since the super bowl and I haven't watched a single super bowl commercial yet. AMA.

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Going to Charlioftsville next weekend, any wineries, restaurants, breweries, hiking etc...to do there during COVID. Appreciate your insight!!!!

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You're invited to my new group 'DC Meetup' on GroupMe. Click here to join:

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What is the CTC bracket for C12-AVP, YOE-11

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I'm new to the area and I'm obsessed with Puffy Tacos! Who has the best Puffy Tacos in town?

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Anyone willing to case with me tonight or tomorrow afternoon?

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Oracle financial services Can anyone tell Oracle financial services is a service based or product based?

Any suggestion how much can I ask for 2.8yrs exp?

Also, how is the wlb and growth in this company?

Oracle

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Anyone has idea about Capgemini g gurgaon location ? Which is the nearest metro ?

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Can anyone please tell me what is sapience buddy app? I observed it got installed automatically on my machine.

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What is Rediscover office in KGS. Are they going to call everyone back to the office.

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Switching from PDM 2 to SpM, should I expect a pay adjustment?

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Best wishes to those of you NOT on a deal team this afternoon...

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Hi fishes,
Need 11 likes to activate DM.
Thanks in advance.

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Hi Fishes, Do you have any update on Genpact WFH status?

a Middle School Special Education Teacher
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How do you “turn off” your teacher brain at the end of the day? I’m having a hard time disconnecting from the stress of the day and all of the issues I run into with students, parents, etc.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Pro

A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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a Senior Associate
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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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a Senior Manager
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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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works at Booz Allen Hamilton
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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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an Assistant General Counsel
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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Enthusiast

Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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▸ Operations
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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Chief

Incoming multi-tier cringe

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