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Who in consulting is working for a company dumb enough to be trying to track productivity via mouse movement?

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Just presentation mode a ppt and press B to black the screen. No hardware needed.

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Anyone reading this: don't buy a loved one a USB jiggler. Surefire way to be detected by the employer as plugging in a strange USB device looks even more suspicious than just jiggling the mouse.

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Literally just set up a teams meeting with yourself and join it. Not only will it not show you as Away, it will show you as In A Meeting so no one will bother you. Mouse jigglers on the other hand will be seen by IT and sure maybe no action will be taken but it’s not a good look and it’s not good cyber security

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Don't you guys have enough to do?!

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Pro tip, if you have an analog watch with a second hand, just put your mouse on top of the watch face. It does work

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I don’t know why but the fact that someone has thought of this is hilarious to me

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Hilarious. Be more creative people! It’s not that hard to do this w/o spending $10

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What is the best advice you would give to a junior account manager?

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Where all all the LoL players?

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How’s working at Ogilvy? How are they doing?

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“Dear Goldman Sacks team,...”

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What are you asking for?

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does anyone here work for Veeva Crossix?

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When you join as the new PMO lead

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Sometimes when two memes collide, the results are annoying. (Sourced from the grams).

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Incroyable - who built this deck?

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I knew I had seen the name before somewhere...

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When you want to capitalize on all the perks

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What's the best way to describe building and delivering technical proposals (i.e. business development work) and make it sound fancy for non-consulting firms?

Question is inspired by the "changing a light bulb" consulting meme.

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Any good PowerPoint SmartArt memes?

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Supply & Demand

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Scrolling through the Consulting bowl like...

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Working with a useless manager be like

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Coding in college vs. coding with consultants

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Pretty much lol

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When your leadership team raves about work life balance at happy hours after 3 drinks in.

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Andddd we out

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Where is the lie

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I exercised my right

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When consulting companies promote self care

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Do it, I dare you. 😑

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