I've been looking for a job since March of last year and I'm getting increasingly frustrated. Are job postings real or just AI-generated?

Hello fishes, what are the key roles and responsibilities are carried out by a Senior Manager at Accenture Technology?

My Week in Emoji: ⏰☎️🧹🚽☕️📥🧾💤 Hbu?

Any Female Fishes in Bay Area?

Ia it good to join EY GDS in consulting service line?

Hey there i got an offer from UNESCO paris as an financial budget monitor intern( in admin department) , while knowing that i like the life in Sweden better than in Paris as an outsider. (i don't speak French) can anyone tell me if it is a good opportunity? Or is it better to stay in Sweden and do ny current intern to be a consultant?

Infosys is hiring !!

DM if u would like to join.

Does anyone know of any fun dance classes in Miami?

Hi Fishes!
Can you please help me with all list of regulatory reports to be submitted by UK banks to PRA.
I need the help on:
1. List of all reports to be submitted periodically to PRA
2. List of all reports to be maintained internally by UK Banks
3. Formats of above mentioned reports

Please help me, thank you in advance🙏🏻

Hi everyone! In this field, when choosing a masters degree program is it more beneficial to get a degree in Human Resources to further my knowledge in HR (my undergraduate degree is in Economics) , an MBA, or Data Science Degree due to the fact that HR is becoming more data driven as well as get a PHR / SHRM-CP certification?

Anyone know the detailed steps of applying for unemployment in IL after you get your pin and submit on the web the first week? Phone lines are unresponsive/website gives limited details on next steps

Anyone have a corporate rate code for holiday inn?

Hi Fishes,
Please help to decide which company to join

Optum (Noida) - 10.5 fixed+ 1.5 var + 2 JB
Seimens (bangalore) - 13.5 fixed + 1 JB

Yoe 2.5
Tech .net fs

Is work from office mandatory in CGI?

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

I made a couple errors at a new job. An important document to be distributed had wrong information on it, which was proofread by 2 other people. Then a couple of typos in emails, the person micromanaging me told me to send out but I didn’t fix the errors. Failed to meet a deadline but completed 95%. I was written up over all this last week, fired this week. There’s a lot more to this but I think it’s because the DM doesn’t like me.

Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“If I have COVID, I won’t tell anyone” why oh why? 🤔😫

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

I don’t have a horse in this fight

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."