"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

Ejecto Seato, cuz

Any place in the chicagoland area to get soup dumplings that compare to Joe’s Ginger/ Joes Shanghai in NY, i’ve tried Ming Kee and Qing Xiang Yuan. they aren’t even close

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Where have you been ordering takeout?

It says on Bonvoy breakfast voucher that gratitude is included. Somehow they always expect additional cash tips?

PC gamer protip for notifications about giveaways on your phone. With IFTTT (free app that links APIs), use Reddit's applet for getting alerts for company name mentions configured to "subreddit:gamedeals free". Bunch of people post links to sales on that sub, including free stuff, and this way I don't have to proactively visit it. Picked up a few titles this way so far thanks to the "free" company getting mentioned 😉

Reading any good books lately? Currently reading Present over Perfect

Going to Miami this weekend, hopefully the storm passes. Staying in south beach, I know I know it’s trash but we have some folks who have never been there. but looking for food recommendations outside in the nicer areas. Looking to mix it up some fancy and some quick/cheap eats

I have an idea for a live session. What if we have people recommend their favorite brands. We purchase them and then discuss? It could be like a book club but for liquor. At the close of each session we can select the next top 3 recommendations and so on and so forth? 🥃

Does anyone else feel like they’re playing Wackamole all day long?

Favorite quotes from Office Space? And go!

Anyone playing new Civ vi expansion ? I've gotten to dabble a bit, angry that it was crashing my game at first. Seems to be working fine if I switch to dx11...which is weird.

How to be good at Sales and have a charismatic personality?
Any words of wisdom? Any great books to read? Any other recommendations?

I have tons of mushrooms, what should I cook?

It’s the discipline - the secret behind 100’s of Indian American companies is now automated and reduced to 1 hr a day job: 1. Post content, trainings to attract a candidate to your Bench 2. Share bench to other recruiters and clients 3. Connect with chat and close contract

Any tips/tricks for running a collaborative brand workshop with some people in-person and other people dialed-in remotely? Need a coronavirus backup plan if some clients can’t travel...

Any other sober folks in the sales world who can give me some advice? Really struggling to keep up with the office culture when happy hour is impossible for me. 1.5 years sober and want to stay that way.

Deloitte India vs Deloitte USI.
Please answer if you have worked for both and have significant first hand experience about the difference in WLB, annual hikes, work culture, any other observations.
I see a lot in of this same discussion but very confusing and repetitive answers.
So would like people with personal experience to answer.
Thanks in advance 😃

I'm looking to make the jump into tech but I've got an Advertising background. Is it possible? Looking for a referral.

Currently looking for Tech consulting/ Implementation consultant/ privacy roles in London. I have both CIPP/E and CIPM.
Please let me know if you know any roles that are available? Or any recruitment agencies you can refer me to

Thank you!

Deloitte US just announced layoffs. Any other B4 started layoffs too ?

What's been your favorite suite of productivity tools generally? Do you prefer Office/Microsoft products, Google apps, or other alternatives?

So Q1 has been abnormally weak for agencies across the board, right? Is it fair to say Trump is finally starting to effect the economy?

Ted Royer helping JL win VW. Rumor or true?

Hii guys,

I was getting my appraisal next week, my YOE is 1.8,
And current CTC is 3.6 lac. How much CTC should i expect? Compair to current market.

Tech stack:- ReactJS, NodeJS, AWS Micro services, and few others...

Position:- full stack developer/ MERN Stack developer.

What is most people's process for updating their client CRM notes? I have become a bit lazy with this process, and am just curious how other people do it.

What’s the worst part about travel?

What agency has the Food Basics account?

Hello! I am a Technical Sourcer/Recruiter at a reputable FinTech company. I would like to transition into Project Coordination/Management within the tech space. Any tips for the transition? Recruiters: I am open to entry level & contract roles to gain experience! Thanks in advance for the assist!

Hello After working in Barclays for five years as a digital developer i am looking an opportunity to move , i would like to work as a junior react developer, any jobs there please, thank you

Can someone tell me what happened at Olive? Interested in the company, but I see many people on LinkedIn who worked there and then left after a short time. Were there layoffs?

Being forced onto banking project with no finance background or cultural leanings—tips? 🥴

Any good work holiday party stories? Past or recent?

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

"I bet 60% of santa hat sales are from stock image photographers."

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

Man, "What? I'm in a meeting?"
Woman, "Did you leave the refrigerator door open again?"
Man, "I can't right now I'm in a meeting, can you close it"
Woman, "Please, make sure it's shut, how many times do I have to tell you. My breast milk is in there, I'm already taking care of one child I don't need another. I'm not your mother!"
Planner,"Hey man, we wanted to tell you but I guess you couldn't hear us. Your camera was off but you weren't on mute.'

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

If an employee mentions something disparaging or accusatory about their manager during an exit interview, how would you handle? What happens if what the employee said is slanderous and a “he said/she said” situation? I.e. employee claimed the manager made a disparaging remark about an item of clothing being worn by someone in accordance with their beliefs. If you opt to share the feedback with the manager, would the manager have a legal case against the company or former employee?

Account Manager: Look, I get it, you’re one of those hip white-sneaker-wearing creatives, but I know what the client really wants...

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”