"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

Where have you been ordering takeout?

Hello there, fishes. I'm planning to see a movie this weekend, but I'm not sure which theatre to go to between PVR Gold in Phoniex Mall and Cinepolis VIP in Seasons Mall. Did anyone go to either of these? 
If so, which do you believe is worth it and has better experience?

Let's build a playlist! Share what artist. songs or podcasts you like to listen to while spending hours writing endless amounts of code.

Best romantic dinner spot in Boston? I'm going to propose.

It's freezing tonight bitter cold. I just ordered Chinese and I'm not sure if that was a shitty thing to do. I think they need to make money so if no one calls that wouldn't be good. I did tip well

Anyone have meal plans with Daily Harvest? Looking for feedback. TIA!

How do ya'll feel about breadcrumbing? Is this the worst?

Am so sensitive to cristisim...... how do I change... crits are painful to me and it's hindering..

Eid Mubarak fellow Muslim number crunchers! Hope you guys eat sewaiyan and get henna tats!

I saw Goody Proctor in congress with the Devil.

Book recommendations? I’ve been reading atomic habits, and have moved onto Traders guns and money.

What is the opposite of croissant ?

Thinking of starting my own real estate company in MO. Does anyone know what the market out there is like?

Woke up from a dream where my grandma had passed away before my grandpa and was trying to grapple with his medical care. Ended up having to sell their home and put him in a home because I couldn't get any help from my family.

Anyone else have these kinds of super realistic dreams? If so, what was it about?

In your opinion which is the best target fund to choose in IRA Roth?

Hi Fishes,

My wife is getting transferred to California and she is offered 143k.

How much she can get after tax deduction and all? How much she can save after all the expenses?

She is insisting that I travel with her and get the job in the US. I'm a software developer having 4.1 YOE. How much can I get in the US? Is it worth traveling with her?

Any information would be helpful, Thanks in advance...

What is the best way to separate work / personal life? What methods do you find work the best for you?

With the new LCA wage increase or whatever, only FAANGs would remain in US? 🧐

MBB folks on H1-B who recently switched to FAANG - did you run into any issues with visa transfer? My transfer has been filed and I’m a bit nervous about USCIS’ perception of consultants and the current sentiment around H1-B visas.

I have a 3rd grade student who has been extremely disrespectful and defiant. I’m at my wits end... she says “no” or “why should I?” to everything she is asked to do and has a terrible attitude. Help!

What is the target utilization for a Senior 2? Or number of chargeable hours goal? Is this ever hard to meet?

Does Salesforce trailhead superbadges helps answering scenario based questions ?

How do you all feel about the new entity LTIMindtree. What are your fears or what are things that you all excited about?

When looking at offices to work in, what do you value the most? As a realtor, to me what matters the most is flexibility in my hours.

Does anyone know how the support escalation engineering role is like at MFST? Any insights would be so helpful..

Currently living in the museum district but the rent is getting out of hand. Considering moving out to Katy, The Woodlands, or Friendswood. Any suggestions on pet friendly elevator buildings in those areas?

Does Deloitte have a good LGBT network? I’m starting there soon, so I was curious.

Currently controller at a smaller company reporting to the cfo. What are some next career moves back to larger companies or how easy would it be to jump to the consulting side?

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

Joined a call to hear “how’s my sql replication looking? Yeah,!I’m good.)

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

I don’t have a horse in this fight

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?