“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

Those who recently joined ARA how was the transition? Any advise on what I can look/research on now to help on my first couple of assignments?

Do anyone have answer to OFRO TRAININGS

Is anyone hearing chatter in banks/FIs about recessionary job cuts or hiring freezes yet?

Anyone afraid to take vacation in FY18, for fear of missing utilization? 🙋🏼🙋🏼‍♂️

Do you know anyone who was fired (not “counseled out”) for bad performance? Explain.

I received my PR and want to start looking for jobs in Canada. Don’t want to transition to current company’s Canadian office as I have burnt bridges here. US Mid tier MBA + 2 years in Consulting contd

How can I lower my taxes? I feel like I pay a LOT (30%+) but don’t get many benefits in return.
Single with no kids

What are some of the product based companies that one can switch from management consulting roles in Deloitte USI, PwC US Advisory and KGS MC?

Hello,
I am looking for a job change into REMOTE work.
I have 7 years of experience in java backend development. Please help me line up some interviews. Thanks.

Deloitte 🐠, How much revenue do you have to win and manage to make partner?

Hello everyone. I will be transitioning from the Navy soon and want to work in the cybersecurity field. I have an active secret clearance, BS in strategic intelligence, working on a masters in cybersecurity, and taking Security+ in December. No work experience in cyber, just my education and bootcamp course for Security+. Should I still apply for job that want 2-5+ years cyber experience and/or an active TS clearance?

Chances the BA.2 Variant will push back return to office date plans?? Currently set to return to client site for the first time next week.

I’m thinking about transitioning to In-House from a big law firm where I practice Employee Benefits. Will employers consider me without the typical “corporate” or “litigation” experience?

Hi IBMers
What is role of a senior advisory consultant. Is it similar to solution architect

Can anyone please let me know what will be the take home/in hand salary for 20L Fixed per annum.

Thank you.

Hey fishes, urgent help....

I was forcefully released from HCL services saying my BGV is not clear and was released the very same day. Now I am being asked to pay for basic salary of 89 days notice period +18% GST.. WHAT TO DO PLEASE HELP. I am being asked to pay 1,65,000/- and I was forced to leave HCL in 22 days.

Since 6 months I am mailing them asking for clearance but they didn't gave, now HR has also left the company, Please help what to do ..

I’m 36 and I recently reached a net worth of 1 million dollars. I thought I was doing good but then I see other people with several millions and can’t help but wonder how they got there.
I feel I’m doing everything I’m supposed to (I save, I invest, I max out my 401k, IRA, etc...).

What can I do to upgrade my game and reach those higher numbers?

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”