“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

Anyone looking for a job change? DM me for a Deloitte referral. We are hiring numerous positions across the country.

How to apartment hunt when u don’t live in the city?
Everyone is now insisting on in person tours. I prefer it that way too. I just got back from the city viewed a bunch of apts. I want to see more but I’m not around. Any hacks here that people have figured out over time?
I don’t have friends that can view it for me either.

How is VISA managing the upcoming economic slowdown? Any word of slowdown in hiring or hiring freeze? How did VISA manage employees during the Covid recession? Any layoffs occur then?

I got laid off today 🥲 would appreciate anyone who can help refer UX or product designer roles. 🙏

I'm wondering what everyone thinks about layoffs in recruiting?

With so much uncertainty in the economy and waves of layoffs that have hit tech especially hard... do we think there's really such a thing as a recession-proof job anymore if you're not an "essential worker"?

I’m a true night-owl that begins thinking clearly about 5 PM. I often send projects out after midnight. Early morning emails and calls are an adventure. Has anyone else had to work through this issue? Fight it or embrace it?

Well, I was the one who broke it off. I couldn’t get him to love me the way I needed or even respect me enough. It’s been 6 weeks of not seeing each other. We messaged this week. He doesn’t get it…. His messages show he still doesn’t know what he wants. Yet, if I am totally honest, I hate how part of me wishes he would do a grand gesture/finally decide to be a better man. It’s delusional. It’s crazy how love can be so rosy, sweet & blinding that the red flags seem surmountable.

Has anyone built an emergent learning group in your consultancy or company that focuses on reflection, feedback, problems of practice... But amongst designers staffed on different projects/clients? How did you structure it? How did you maintain it?

Anyone got a six figure base as an AE? Hunting around for companies with 6-fig base and similar commission. Seems to be mostly field / enterprise pay.

Hyderabad lo laga curry points levu ikkada , atleast any restaurant or place to go for our type of food?

Thoughts on Razorfish Health?

Been really fighting sleep lately. I recall reading that’s an ADHD symptom but I can’t find it now in my half asleep but wide awake state.

Has Pfizer done away with Assoc. Director roles in favor of Sr. Manager roles?

Thinking about starting an OF... since we aren’t getting raises this year. In all seriousness, I like being watched. But I’m too afraid to be found and get fired. My husband has a job now so maybe I can finally live my dream. Thoughts?

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

On a Zoom call:
Colleague A: *begins talking*
Colleague B: *begins talking at the the same time as A*
Colleague B: "I'm sorry, A. Go ahead"
Colleague B: (said with much attitude) "No, B. You go ahead. I'm sure what you have to say is more important anyhow."
Everyone else on the call: *Stunned silence....*

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”