I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

Anyone taken the CFE or CIA? Feedback is appreciated with respect to review courses and prep time. Thanks.

Salary progression in Forensics? Does this career path pay well?

Looking to leave Cybersecurity Consulting and join FAANG. My role currently is not the most technical however - more on the cybersecurity strategy and risk side.

Any ideas if what kind of roles I should look at?

Anything would be great!

Writing a report for the first time and feel way in over my head. Team didn’t discuss what adjustments we want as a group before divvying up—new transfers what has been your experience?

Has anyone transitioned from traditional to a digital role? How did you go about adjusting? I'm in print looking for a new opportunity to expand to digital. I'm not sure where to start.

Promotions announced in EY India. Any one in GDS received the call till now ??

Do persistent systems provide home desktop setup bonuses??

Supervisor wants me to take on bigger projects. I'm all for it. Yet, the extra hours I'm putting in already (short staffed) are an issue. Advice?

Please stop assuming your employees are available 24/7 to jump on impromptu video calls. Mental health is important, too.

I am a sophomore at University of Arizona and am a Public Health major while getting a minor in Marketing as well. Do you think this is the best route to get into Pharmaceutical Sales by getting both the health/science and business/sales background or is there better options out there? Thanks!!

Liquidating my entire 401k today and putting it all into ETH. Will update this thread when I’m rich

If you weren’t in consulting, would you make more or less money then you do now?

Online programs for software development? Considering a career change. Interested in .NET and C#

Anyone with type 2 diabetes while on the road each week? What works for you and how do you keep your blood sugar levels in control? How do you monitor your levels?

Do you find working remotely during this time that you’re having a harder time staying on top of everything that’s going on? With the scattered communication and a boss who hasn’t been as focused and can be hard to pin down, I sometimes think I’m giving 150% but something ends up lagging and I’m just wiped out. What are some of your tactics to avoid missed items and stay active and on top of everything through the Covid funk?

Anyone here cringe or shudder when they see someone with loads of Botox and face work done? I find it hard to look at people like that.

What is typical % of bonus at end of year

Putting together a wedding weekend itinerary and have been dealing with a frustrating level of questions from some random in-laws who are known for stirring the pot. Would it be rude to say “please contact x with any questions. Kindly do not direct questions to the bride unless there is an emergency”? What is a better way to say this?

Elevator pitches: what are your best tips, examples and resources for crafting a really good one?

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“I just want to see her cry” — People! Wtf!

I don’t have a horse in this fight

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”