I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

Hey all! I have an interview with
Deloitte in Regulatory Risk and more precisely in their Investment Management Services team. I would like to know if anyone
knows what the job entails exactly. I keep hearing about people "fooled" into taking a job in risk advisory thinking it'll really be advisory while they only end up doing IT and Audit support (which I do not want to do).
Is it the case here?
Thanks!

They reduced the therapy questions on the secret clearance form so that you don't have to disclose therapy except in specific circumstances. Is it still on the TS form?

I write TV commercials, and since Bulova created the first TV ad, I’ve been interested in adding one to the collection. I know more about their ad history than the actual watches. Anyone have a recommendation?

Is pwc LLP means pwc kolkata...i am so confused who in pwc is hiring me .,
Tech stack - reactjs
2.5 yoe

Hello Everyone,

My brother is looking for a job. He previously worked at Amazon as TRMS . They were not on roll so got laid off last month.
Experience 1 year. Looking for fresher jobs for BBA graduates.
Any leads will be appreciated.
Thank you in advance

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Job Location – Pune, Hyderaba

Role- Java Fullstack – Analyst
Skill –Java 8, Springboot, Microservices, Angular, React JS/Redux
Experience – 4 Years to 11 Years

Role- Java Microservices- Analyst
Skill –Java 8, Microservices, Spring, Springboot, REST API, MVC
Experience – 4 Years to 11 Years

Role- Data Analytics – Analyst
Skill – Data Modeller , Data Mining , Data Modelling, Data Analytics - Any tool / BI Tool Like Tableau / Qlicksence
Experience – 5 Years to 10 Years

Can someone explain what meta verse is to me like a baby? 🧐

Any fish here from UCB?
Whats the culture like? Commercial side of the org.

I currently have a Master of Arts in Public Administration and am trying to break out of the realm of government and law enforcement.. that being said, I have been pondering the idea of getting certified in Environmental Social Governance (ESG) and sustainable business. Would this be worth the investment or should I leave that to people with a heavy finance background? Just want to be more marketable since my main background is in law enforcement data analysis.

Anyone interested in a meetup on October 17? Nothing planned yet, but figure it's far enough out that if there's interest we can post up and talk shop. Misfit, Arsenal, Bigfoot West?

If an employee files a complaint about workplace behavior, do you treat them differently? I'm faced with reporting an SM for bullying and finding it near imposible to believe that it won't (cont'd)

Saw a job on LinkedIn applied for it and the CEO of the startup reached out to me saying he was game to move to the next stage of the process. Spoke to hiring manager and they even offered another position which matched my skills. Scheduled a full panel interview. Met with the team had a great chat, Founder even said "I guess you can start right away"..Hiring manager calls later says they'll update then boom that generic email hits my inbox. At this point you're just like arrrrrrgh😩

Really looking for a way to turn around a toxic building culture with staff to staff bullying, cliques/social isolation, hard feelings on big topics (racism, non acceptance of gender identity). Last year the staff polarized with the lead bully whom I helped leave. And the lead gossip (who was my secretary) that gained their sympathy and turned them against me. She also left. Now I need to regain trust and eliminate unacceptable teacher behaviors. Open to any and all advice.

Hi ,

Can someone refer me in Citibank for mainframe developer

Wow this bowl is dead...no one single in La?

What is the best way to socialize and do networking in office? I have been an introvert, but would love to meet new people.
I am working in Deloitte USI Hyderabad office.

Hi Sharks,

How exactly resource cost gets allocated to hiring manager ? What happens at hiring manager end when resource try to renegotiate at later stage? What all are constraints from Hiring manager pov

Any Hiring Manager around? Please share your experiences

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

Today someone quit and just straight up walked out of the office. Like something you'd see in a movie. My jaw is still open. You ever seen this happen?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯