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Ok, this one gets a pass 😂

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Charles Bennington III and Michael K. Shinoda, Esquire ready take your business One Step Closer.

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Another song:
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I've become so numb, I can't apply jobs anymore
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more get callback and be less ghosted

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Don't do Chester like that

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may the good Lord have mercy on us

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Hello! Anyone work at GE Healthcare?

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Is Ukrainian Village a safe area to live? I’m looking at a place near Western Avenue and have received mixed reviews.

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Any possibility to transfer H1B approval from Infosys to new company? It is not yet stamped

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can anybody tell me where to submit hra proofs in KGS

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To those of you who are planning to apply to MBA: Make sure you choose your recommender CAREFULLY. Really evaluate the person you’re requesting the letter from, their personality, and their relationship with you. You don’t want to be back stabbed like me 🙃

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Hey y’all! What state are you from?

Is it typical for UK companies not to cover the cost of visa sponsorship and to assume that the international applicant knows that they will have to fund the process themselves without telling them?

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I decided to take applying for external opportunities more seriously. I understand it is insane out there. How do you get yourself organized for this? Do you keep an excel sheet? Do you have a target of how many applications you send out in a day? I am asking because I was applying earlier this year and got burned out real fast. I needed to pause and re-think my methods. I know there's a better way to do this. Any advice will help. TIA!

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I get that money is tight. But if you deny all diagnostic tests, please don’t get mad at me when we can’t figure out what’s wrong. Those tests are there for a reason.

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I’m reviewing my resume getting ready to start my job search and have a question for recruiters, hiring managers. I’m looking for a role brand-side not agency side. Specialist roles aside, such as digital, when you see someone describing themselves as a “generalist marketer” is this a resume you’d pass on? My past roles have been such that I do a lot of marketing projects, tasks etc. but I’m not a specialist. I’m worried if I use this terminology I won’t even be considered for a role. Thank you

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1st yr at a nyc v50 firm doing general transactional work. I know the lateral market for transactional lawyers is hot but not as hot for juniors. I just want a change of scenery because my current firm is bleeding good associates / not giving great training imo / and just seems small. Would lateralling this early feasible? Would it look bad on my resume?

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Share a meme. 😋

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Hi All,
I have offer in KPMG and joining date is in November, I will not be able to join in November due NP policy
Will KPMG accept extension of joining date to December ?
Please suggest

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How much would you expect a AD of forecasting at big pharma to make? Glassdoor says 161 average but that feels low to me.

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From a vault ranking perspective, is it safe to assume V100 is all sweatshop big law? Reason I ask is because I want to lateral but not to a gunning big law firm — want to stay in big law but not at the ones at the top of the food chain like I am now. Want some sort of work life balance and wondering if the “lower ranked” big law firms offer this? Could just be my fantasy though…

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🎇What’s your biggest win from 2021?

Drop it below, let’s celebrate 🥳

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Its been more than 3 months and I am still on bench. What to do now?

Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Not cringey but funny as hell.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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This is how I feel!!!

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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