“Looking for a hungry junior team to start soon. Did I say 'hungry'? I meant 'famished'. Like, if you were in a drifting lifeboat with a brief you would hallucinate that it was a giant steaming roast chicken.”

An actual quote from a LinkedIn post I saw. In this job market, this is extremely deaf.

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This is exactly the quirky type of writing that makes this industry insufferable sometimes.

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Right. I need a job so I can get off this horrid platform.

Saw it too. Thought it too.

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Don’t worry since this industry predominantly hires people from wealthy families, those juniors won’t actually have to go hungry on the lowball salary they’re paid. And if they do go hungry it’s okay cause the agency likely has free snacks and pizza! I mean a culture that values and rewards creativity and collaboration 🤗

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