😢😢😢Maine sapne ke washroom pe bharosa kar liya 😭

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Koi na bro Maine v manager ka last appraisal cycle ki baaton m kara tha bharosa.

Tumhara daag dhone se jayga or mera rone se

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use ek baar dhona hoga aur tumhe saal bhar rona hoga... bahut fark hai bhai

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यदि आप खुद को लैट्रिन के अंदर पॉटी करते हुए देख रहे हैं तो इसका मतलब आपको किसी का कर्ज उतारना है जिसके लिए आपको जल्दी प्रयास करना चाहिए. वहीं दूसरी तरफ अगर आप बेडरूम में खुद को पॉटी करते हुए देखते हैं तो इसका मतलब होता है कि आपके रिलेशनशिप ठीक नहीं है. उसमें कड़वाहट आ सकती है.

Good luck bro. Just Chill everything will be ok😇

Hug dia Author k susu waale post k upar... bahut sahi

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