Maybe people think it’s fun but… read through the whole post failing to understand what this role is. Also has a very cringy tone in my humble opinion…

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I'm confused. Why are you confused? It's clearly a joke about real posts for hires today. The fact that the guy who posted it is an ACD should make it clear for those who believe everything they read.

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What I'm saying is that it is not a real job post, ffs. People woke up thick today.

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Clearly a sarcastic post..."if my mom didn't read me a bedtime story about you..." I laughed out loud...

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This will sound ridiculous, but believe it or not, that’s the kind of Creative Director/Writer-AD Team that used to be legitimately sought after in the business. Not literally, but in the sense of having a reel of big stuff that had changed the fortunes of brands, that everyone had seen and the confidence that they could do it again. Those days have faded, for lots of reasons. To use an analogy, nowadays there are many very good actors, but fewer and fewer true stars that can absolutely deliver blockbuster box office results.

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I’m confused that you are confused

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Honestly at this point I don’t know. When I apply to these sorts of jobs and match their tone, I hear nothing. When I’m more professional I hear nothing.

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Sounds like the Prince of Darkness is hiring or not.

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Oh, bless your little heart.

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Or maybe this is supposed to be sarcastic but I’m a bit confused…

It’s not supposed to be, it’s blatantly sarcastic.

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Satire much?

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So I have few question( Please answer these questions are asked by most of the freshies)
1) After document submission , How much time do they take to release offer letter for freshers ? Its been month for me not received till now
2) How is growth opportunities for fresher member technical.
3) Is there any relocation reimbursement (or any other benefits)
4)Is there free food available
5) will they give macbook to fresher or which laptop

Anyone here work for RBCs Climate team, or any of the Big 5 banks climate work? Would be interested to chat about the work you’re doing, currently at a T2 firm with an MBA but looking to mix it up.

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Anyone get very depressed and anxious specifically around their birthday?? Comes around every year and it’s hard because people are asking me how I’m going to celebrate or what the plan is. It’s about a month from now and every year I feel more anxious and depressed around it, I’m only 23. Wish I could just time travel to later in the year or something.

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Hey , I have 9 YOE in SAP HANA .I want to know how I can get a job in FAANG. Should I learn new technology or continue in SAP HANA .

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I am a new financial advisor in Washington State. How do you go about finding books of business for sale? Or where do you go to find clients? I don’t have a big warm market.

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Has anyone had any lucky finding a vaccine appt?

How useful are Macros and VBAs for tax prep?

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Hey guys, I have a Google spreadsheet where each cell has multiple links separated by semi-colons.

How would you get the links to show up in different rows WITHIN a cell? (Pictured is what I want to achieve).

Thank you so much🙏

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How do you calculate the “rate of change” within excel? I am comparing the number of bugs from one week to another.

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Is there a way to identify duplicate URLs within labeled hyperlinks on multiple columns/rows/cells?

I was thinking conditional format, but it’s identifying duplicate labels. I have over 80,000 cells, so extracting URLs manually isn’t going to work for me.

Thanks in Advance!

Anyone know any pe or growth equity shops in london that are hiring?

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Looking for a Dallas Designer & Copywriter for a new CPG client. Privately owned agency. Grew twice as big in the pandemic. We are all remote but maintain an office space and want to hire locally for team get togethers, future client office visits, etc. PM me your book!

Has anyone pivoted to a fed gov job in the intelligence space? Such as a civilian intelligence specialist, etc. would be curious to hear your path! Thanks.

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Anybody in Barclays , Ill share job id. Could you please refer?

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Hello Fishians, I am PMP and CSM certified looking for Project/Program Manager role in Learning and Development. I have 15+ yrs industry experience in which I have 3 yrs of PM experience. I am not sure how much should I quote as my PM experience is only on papers and not in designation. I am currently at 18.65L package. Please help.

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I have resigned and my agency is not counting my approved PTOs for two weeks. I put notice for 30 days, is there any way I can negotiate? Or is there any law that prevents companies to cancel hard earned PTOs?

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I've seen quite a few people make jokes about being "aged out" of advertising. Could someone please explain what that looks like and when that typically happens? Forgive the dumb question, I'm a newbie to the industry so I'm a bit confused. Wouldn't agencies want people with more experience?

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What are your thoughts on leaving a stable but unfulfilling job for another one during these times?

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The hiring process is dated and exhausting

a. No less than 3-5 interviews. If you’re in tech, that final “on-site” is likely a test or presentation equivalent to hours of work.
b. Then, the thank you notes to eeeevvveerrryyyooonnee you interviewed with
c. The anxiety-ridden waiting game
d. The offer + negotiations
e. References
f. Background check

WTFFFF, ya’ll owe me $$$ for my time

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Given the outbreak, are places actually going to be hiring right now? Recently laid off from 9-5 and my freelance is starting to fizzle.

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Can someone explain how billable hours work? At a new agency and although I had to fill timesheets at my previous agencies, they were mainly used to ensure we weren’t over servicing a client/for setting the appropriate retainer for contract renewals. I asked ppl at my agency but haven’t gotten a proper explanation. I get the impression that billing to the agency admin code isn’t recommended, and my manager said he bills everything to client codes, but that doesn’t make sense to me .

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How did your agency handle layoffs? All-agency meeting before they started? After they ended? Both?

Kinda sorta trying to predict if I’m losing my job tomorrow.

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Is it okay to call a sick day as freelancers?

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I got a verbal offer from a WPP agency today. The role's budgeted salary is 5k less than my desired salary.
The recruiter can get me closer but still not at my desired salary. Otherwise - it would have to go through a long approval process with no guarantee that the salary would even be OK'd.
I'm coming from a small agency, so I could be wrong - but I don't want to sell myself short by accepting the first salary they offer. Do I have any room to negotiate? Or is that risky?

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I really think that some large holding companies are ever gonna force us back into the office. My ECD is based on the east coast. All three of the ACD/CD teams they hired in the past six months are east coast based. Our office is in the central time zone. Yet every job posting says “in person”. Seems like they just don’t want to advertise their hiring remote for the attractive accounts.

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Books on human psychology that have affected you. I'll start: influence, sales Bible, on killing.

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How do approach your boss and tell her you are unhappy because you feel like you haven’t received recognition for your award winning campaign that has won 20+ awards and you have seen your other coworkers get promoted while they fail to properly recognize you in front of your team. Thank you

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Most beautiful places to escape within three hours' driving of NYC? Forests, lakes, ocean, camping.

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Has anyone received a job offer after being initially ghosted by recruiter? How long did you not hear from them? Feeling down after not hearing anything for 2 weeks after a round of seemingly promising interviews.

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Thoughts on GREY NY these days?

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Dumb question.. what’s the proper etiquette for when you get a job through a recruiter who reached out to you first? A simple thank you email, a Starbucks gift card, etc?

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Which portable standing desk converters do people have and recommend. I live in a tiny NYC apartment so use my dining table as the office during the day but need to put it away at night.

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Why do people in this industry say "like" so much? It makes it annoying to, like, walk around the building and listen

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Anybody working with a client that is looking for content or has everyone just decided to rerun old work?

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Thoughts on the MasterCard team at McCann NY? Thanks.

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