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I too have not showered in 3 months

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Did you really need to post this boomer meme in two separate bowls?

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Let's be nice to our Boomer co-workers here, shall we?

(Speaking in my function as [designated resident millennial executive*] here, though, and as someone all of whose bosses happen to be Gen Xers somehow.)

* source: my boss, born in 1970, nowhere as old as this makes him sound. Great guy!

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Client: "like FUCK will I adj ... OOOOOOOH, but why don't you say right upfront that you're referring to sweat pants being perfectly acceptable Conference Call Attire?! I'm in!"

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Be you with guardrails

Not if my lockdowns have anything to say about this.

Thank you !! This is my wallpaper now

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