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I didn’t realize that the ‘34 Act was not public

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To check on the status of a memo, a junior partner responded to our email chain with just “?”

I didn’t respond and a few hours later got “???”

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Tell him he/she missed the “??” In this country you get three strikes.

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“Time entries are supposed to be entered daily this is an automated reminder that ….”

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"Please Fix" - My original document was attached but with no comments or markups.

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Did you bill more than a 1.2 for this?

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“Were you on vacation last week? You are the only attorney in the firm who has not entered in their time” I was not on vacation…

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“Fine”

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“Aren’t YOU the firm’s expert in this?” Hurt my heart.

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Damn. That just seems aggressive aggressive.

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My personal favorite: WOOHOO THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He has since left the firm. Couldn’t be happier to see his back

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“Just a kind reminder…” followed by pretty much anything

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I also hate this phrase bc like what, you’re telling them how kind you are to remind them??? I know the intent is you mean it kindly but you’re just complimenting yourself >.>

Much obliged

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Partner x (practice group head) says you don’t have capacity to work on case y, what do you have to say about that?

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Were you drunk when you wrote this?

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“Please print this and review again” on my markup to a draft

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Though to be fair I did find my one typo after printing 🤷🏼‍♀️

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in a call with clients I received a Mail with „yougottsssysometjing“ as „matter“

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