Lol a client just emailed saying they want to sign a $1.5bn deal (we are sell side) not at some point before or by, but rather ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

What the hell is wrong with people?

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Hopefully you’ll have all your signature pages in escrow by the 16th. You won’t. But hopefully.

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Better to know than have that be a surprise the week before.

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Do they know it's on a Sunday this year?

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That's my day with Jesus Santa or something. My faith is very important to me.

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Oh I see so they’re buying out Santa’s toy shop and must wait until after his last delivery to finalize. Makes perfect sense.

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Is your client Nic Cage’s character in The Family Man?

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Partner should push back. No reason for this. They can sign the day before or after.

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Wire traffic should be light.

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A6 last time someone told me to get wet was Vegas ‘16

They probably think it's fitting or funny or something. What an idiot.

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Hope you celebrate Hanukkah instead 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Write back - “sure, but please keep in mind that holiday rates are 1.5x.”

It’s a sad attempt at humor.

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That’s when you write back and say “you can sign on Christmas but I won’t be there.”

Client probably has nothing else to do Christmas so is filling the day with work. My boss does this too. It’s actually really sad to see but try to find a kind way to respond. Unfortunately not everyone has families that love them.

And yes, I know the client shouldn’t be making others miserable with them but try to remind yourself of how fortunate you are when formulating your response.

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